1304 WOODBRIDGE RD Catonsville, MD 21228

This is the home that will make 2020 your best year so far; the ideal escape from the dumpster fire of COVID, quarantine, and Aussie wild fires. The built-in home office is the perfect spot for WFH or homework. Relax in the open plan family room and scoff at those pesky murder hornets on the other side of the 8' bay window. When December brings a surprise ice-age, warm your feet on the heated floors in the kitchen and bathrooms, spend endless hours in the shower with unlimited hot water from the tankless water heater, or camp out in front of the living room's stone fireplace... which, coincidentally, would make the PERFECT backdrop for those ultra productive 3-hour Zoom meetings. There are numerous storage closets to horde your 12-year supply of toilet paper. When the isolation of quarantine gets to you invite your friends over for a responsible outdoor bbq on 3 patios big enough to host a socially distanced wedding. Tired of takeout? Whip up all those 5-star Michelin rated YouTube recipes (be sure to leave them a Thumbs Up for thinking to use SPAM instead of Kobe Beef) in a kitchen that would make Gordon Ramsay cry great big salty tears of joy. Looking for a night out at the movies? LOL... yeah that's not happening, but there is Verizon FIOS for Netflix. Need to make a quick escape to Canada in November? Good thing you're just 2 minutes from I-70 and 695 so you'll be first in line for the exodus. And if all of that still isn't enough incentive, retreat to the gorgeous wet bar, pop open the beverage fridge, and make yourself a "2020 Cocktail" (recipe: one 32oz shot of the first liquor you grab while blindfolded and standing on a lego). NB: Novelty sized bottle of vodka included with any full price purchase.